Look at this fucking cosplayer
*Insert obvious blue-balls joke here*

*Insert obvious blue-balls joke here*

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turds

Peter Parkour

Peter Parkour

Looks like Master Chief’s been logging extra hours with Master Chef.

Looks like Master Chief’s been logging extra hours with Master Chef.

From a friend, who writes:

Here’s a Persona 3 cosplayer in his nerd den. See, in the videogame, children shoot themselves in the head to summon demonic entities to fight for them. Like Pokemon, but horrifying.

Our thoughts exactly.

From a friend, who writes:

Here’s a Persona 3 cosplayer in his nerd den. See, in the videogame, children shoot themselves in the head to summon demonic entities to fight for them. Like Pokemon, but horrifying.

Our thoughts exactly.

While capable of defending against gunshots and lasers, Captain America’s shield proved useless against the taunts of Mr. Kurcheck’s 4th period gym class.

While capable of defending against gunshots and lasers, Captain America’s shield proved useless against the taunts of Mr. Kurcheck’s 4th period gym class.

Hugh Jackman, meet Hugh Jackass. 

Hugh Jackman, meet Hugh Jackass. 

I don’t care what you do down there, your mom’s basement is not a “danger room.”

I don’t care what you do down there, your mom’s basement is not a “danger room.”

I didn’t know Weezer had a big fan-base on the forrest moon of Endor.  

I didn’t know Weezer had a big fan-base on the forrest moon of Endor.  

Nothing strikes terror in the heart of evil-doers like crushed velvet pants, and a melting face. 

Nothing strikes terror in the heart of evil-doers like crushed velvet pants, and a melting face.